some ears were lowered

I don't know about you, but I get a little sick of having to get hair cuts. They are too expensive and seem to be a relatively easy, I tried it for myself! I started with Elliott (my little guinea pig) then I did Preston's, then my own. And I have to say, it was a triumph! Preston's was the worst of us three, but he says "it is equal to that of any professional hair cut I've ever had!" I'll take it dear! It did take me about 90 minutes to cut all of the hairs on of our three heads but hey, I'm a beginner!
He was so good at sitting still for me we just had to reward him with something and he wanted "ice cream cones!" So there. All in all, we saved ourselves a good $70 at least. What do you think? How'd I do?